Excuse’s For Losing

Ball passed through the hole in the net	The courts here seems smaller
That was your ball, partner	They have a home court advantage
Balls at the tournament were not good	My string was too loose
I get nervous when I’m being video taped	Oh…Have we started the real game???
I wore new shoes	There was some thing wrong with my contacts lenses
I was off today. I think I’m sick	I was just being nice
I was not read when he served	I wasn’t using my racquet
It was too hot/humid	Some one took my racquet
It was too windy today	The net was too high
The net was too low	I have a sprain
I didn’t sleep well last night	I didn’t warm up before the match
I play lot of doubles so not used to playing singles	My opponent parent/coach was shouting
They cheated in the scoring	My opponent cheated with the line calls
I have a tennis elbow	My opponent was hitting the ball too high
My opponent is a seeded player	My girl friend quarreled with me last night
I court had many bad bounces	I court didn’t have enough space behind
The umpire was my opponents relative	The  court was slippery
The court was too fast	The floodlights were not good enough
The audience were too noisy	I had a blister on my toe
My new shirt was too itchy	I can’t understand..I’m normally better than this
My opponent has a sponsor	The ball kept coming from the other court
I already played two matches today	I forgot to wear my underwear
My opponent was much older than me	I didn’t have enough rest between matches
The referee was supporting the players from his state	I never played a night match before